So you have something important to do. The deadline is fast approaching. You know you have to do it….but then it hits you.
The fridge hasn’t been deep cleaned in 2 months.
What kind of human being doesn’t deep clean their fridge for 2 months!? At this moment, what could be more important than purging the fridge of outdated salad dressings? This immediate concern must take precedence. You scrub the sides, wash out the drawers, reorganize the contents by food group… And then it hits you.
There are no more apples.
How have you been surviving without apples? Seriously! An apple a day keeps the doctor away. You don’t have time to get sick. This requires an emergency trip to the grocery store. There are so many kids of apples. Gala, Fuji, Honeycrisp, Pink Lady, Red Delicious….delicious…. And then it hits you.
You have not made a delicious dinner for your family in years.
Do you really call yourself a mother? Home all day and can’t even muster up a home cooked meal from scratch. Pathetic. The only way to remedy this is to make your grandmother’s famous lasagna. And don’t forget the chocolate chip cookies.
Oh, and whatever important thing you had to do.